NOTE: If you are looking AVIS Rent a Car and found this, DO NOT CALL US.  We are not AVIS, and after reading this, why would you want to call them anyway… but if you must, then  Contact Avis directly here.   Dear Fellow Travelers, I simply couldn’t wait to share my recent “adventures” with Avis Car Rental, part of the merged Avis Budget Group. If you’re looking for a Car Rental experience that will truly test your patience and sense…